Funny Stories
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:51 pm
SPERM COUNT
An 85 year old man went to his doctors to get a sperm count.
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctors, and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what had happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this - First i tried with my right had, but nothing.
Then i tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then i asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out,still nothing.
We even called up Arleen,the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried sqeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked "you asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "yep, and no matter how hard we tried, we still couln't get the jar open."
I nicked that off someone called "Mistress" on a *different* forum
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An 85 year old man went to his doctors to get a sperm count.
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctors, and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what had happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this - First i tried with my right had, but nothing.
Then i tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then i asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out,still nothing.
We even called up Arleen,the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried sqeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked "you asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "yep, and no matter how hard we tried, we still couln't get the jar open."
I nicked that off someone called "Mistress" on a *different* forum
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