Monster Pets

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:55 am

Had a phone call from my Dad this morning. My cat has been missing for 24hrs.

He phones back 5 mins later, oh don't worry he's just turned up.

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:08 am

Only 24 hours?

Our cat used to go missing for days on end! <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' />

I think his record was just under 2 weeks, then he came strolling back into the house one day, as if nothing had happened.... <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />

Anyway, I finally managed to get a piccie of the boss fish in my tank (Harder than it sounds, my fish are extremely camera-shy):

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I've got 2 of them, but he's definately the boss. He rules that tank with an iron erm, fin. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' />

He also cut my finger once when I was swapping tanks, that was how I discovered these fish have razor-sharp barb thingys on their head. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' />

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:13 am

The cat has been missing for up to a week before, we'd given up hope of seeing him again as we lived next to a very busy road.

It was the initial, 'we've got some bad news about your cat' line that made me angry. It should have been worded better, like 'it's only been 24 hours but we haven't seen your cat'.

Anyhoo, great markings on the fish, it gives the body more of a shark like appearance. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' />

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:16 am

cool fish,

my mate calum had a fish he......er......."rescued" it (his words) from a pond and kept it in a tank in his room for about 6 month the only reasion it died is because the water had turned black and nasty. he had been giving the fish beer too.

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:18 am

yeah, it took me ages to paint it like that! <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Wriggly little sod, he is.....

RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:22 am

Big_Adam wrote:he had been giving the fish beer too.

Um, yeah, that'd do it..... <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />

If I ever have to 'euthanise' a fish (basically, if it's going to die anyway), my preferred method is to take them out of the tank, and put them in a half-and-half vodka and water solution, they basically go to sleep and never wake up!

If I had to choose a way to die, that'd be somewhere at the top of my list! <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' />

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:24 am

How considerate, once they've gone do you flush or bury?

My parents property is like a pet cemetary.

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Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:32 am

I flush, I'm not sentimental.

They're fish, after all, I think they'd prefer a watery(ish) grave.

(That's my excuse anyway!)

Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:10 am

nothing to do with the topic but, why do we have asain adverts.

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:31 pm

I haven't seen any..... <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' />

I reckon you've been watching too much anime, your computer's got confused about where it is! <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Post by **JJW009** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:51 am

I thought I'd show you pictures of Koneko's pussy

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Also, here is Koneko with Tarn, a lesser bloated short limbed spaniel with a broken spring... a kind of Anti-Tigger if you will!

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And here is a rare beast indeed; you can see moving stealth like, but kinda wobbly in the background. His usual prey is Whisky and Curry

0_Koneko_0 · Post by **0_Koneko_0** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:19 pm

We apologise for any inconvienience but JJ has lost the use of his limbs. We hope that you will visit him in hospital, while his other internal injuries heal.

JJ = DEAT MEAT.

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Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:42 pm

oh no dead JJ. guess he's joing the undead hoard with matt then

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KindaWobbly · Post by **KindaWobbly** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:22 pm

JJW009 wrote:And here is a rare beast indeed; you can see moving stealth like, but kinda wobbly in the background. His usual prey is Whisky and Curry

Almost as blurry looking from the outside, as it was from the inside looking out!

Which ward should I visit?

brataccas · Post by **brataccas** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:21 pm

wow whose house is that?

it looks incredibly atmospheric

consider yourself VERY lucky

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