The Wired

yo



ok, i saked this in "another place" to a rather mild responce (boo) so i thought "why not ask here" so i shall.



IF zombies were to rise from the dead..........and begine feasting on human flesh. what would you do? What would you dooo.



none of these fast zombies. regular arms out "grrr, uggg" stlye zombies. sod this new age fast zombie.



i would personal grab my crowbar then head to the car killing zombies.....mmmm squishy. then jump in the car and drive of to get a sledge hammer, metal for sealing the windows and food. while on the way killing many zombies.



so what about you lot??




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Actually, I've got a rather nice (and rather sharp!) replica sword right here at home, that would be a perfect excuse to try it out.



Then I'd find a nice strong vehicle (like a Land Rover), and have plenty of squishy fun, on the way to somewhere nice and zombie-free.

were on earth would be zombie free............apart from maybe the sea?




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If you can't beat them, join them?



Mmmm Brains... Zombie-licious..!



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Big_Adam wrote:IF zombies were to rise from the dead..........and begine feasting on human flesh. what would you do? What would you dooo.

I'd do what I always do when confronted with a scary monster - hide under the covers, where I'll be perfectly safe! <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH JJ ZOMBIE!!!!!



*grabs crowbar*




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Ahh, my post-apocalyptic dream, zombies. The retro arms out not sprinting like a bat out of hell zombie. slanted head, drooling tongue, dismembered body.



My fav zombie films are the Romero ones (first three, fourth is a bit pants). I love the idea of my own shopping centre or military complex, weapons etc. Just us and them.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Big_Adam wrote:were on earth would be zombie free............apart from maybe the sea?

I dunno.... some remote wilderness type place?





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Oh, and here's a test you might like:



Clicky



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Big_Adam wrote:were on earth would be zombie free............apart from maybe the sea?

In Land of the Dead, water is no escape.




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Official Survivor

Congratulations! You scored 75%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.



oh yeah.





and matt. the zombies walked along then BOTTOM of the water. so either a good boat or possably a rig would work




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Most rigs are anchored permanently, and boats would have to at some point.

You can't protect yourself perfectly, that would never make a good film.



How are zombies affected by the cold and other environmental factors?



I can't get the test to work, though somehow I reckon I'd get a lower score because of the wife. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

heh, just shoot the wife, you don't need any excess baggage......



'Sorry darling, I'm going to have to kill you now'

'What! Why?'

'Because you're a zombie'

'I'm not! I haven't been bitten or anything!'

'Whatever'



*blam*





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I've been attacked by plenty of Zombies in Quake over the years... and water is no defense. All you can do is blow their brains out, or run and hide...



But to quote a non-Zombies film...



"Where ya gonna go? Where ya gonna run? Where ya gonna hide? Nowhere. Cuz...there's...no one...like you...left."



or something... (Body Snatchers, Tilly)




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Official Survivor 72%.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

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