The Wired

I'm now not allowed to use alcohol in my laboratory.

It is essential to my needs for cleaning up cigarette tar which accumulates on the instruments and causes jams and malfunctions.



The reason I can't use it is for health and safety reasons.



That makes a lot of bloody sense doesn't it, a tobacco company saying, don't do that it's unsafe. <rude words> retards.



Oh dear it looks like my productivity will drop by at least 5% as I take things to another room for cleaning.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

you do what now then??



anayway. use somthing else that perhaps sligtly more dangerious like white spirit or meths.




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I can use the stuff I was using, but not in the same room.

Everything has to be taken elsewhere, where in my opinion there are just as many fire hazards.



Bureaucrats.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.