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OK have any of you seen this Google advert:



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Well I read the "Features"


Our goal at Starware is to create products that add value to our users' browsing experience. Some of these generate revenue (make us money) by providing paid search links. Others are just useful and fun. Here is a complete list of the features that are included in the Starware toolbar:



Search Applications:



&nbsp; &nbsp; * Toolbar Search - A search box in the browser toolbar

&nbsp; &nbsp; * Auto Search - Allows direct searching from the address bar

&nbsp; &nbsp; * Error Search - Shows potentialy correct pages and search results for bad web addresses

&nbsp; &nbsp; * Related Search - Displays related search terms in band at the bottom of the browser at popular search engines

&nbsp; &nbsp; * Search Assistant - Allows searching from the browser's Search button

&nbsp; &nbsp; * Search Match - Shows similar searches at popular search engines in one pop-under per browser session

&nbsp; &nbsp; * Travel Search - Shows comparative prices while shopping for airline tickets or rental cars



These features are hopefully not intrusive and improve your searching. They can also be disabled. They allow us to also deliver the following free products.



Our software is easy to unininstall by using the Control Panel Add/Remove and removing "Starware."


Just to sumerise:


they should have said wrote:We'll install rayburn loads of spyware to get a few pennys of profit out of you




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Post by RedeyesUK »

to summarise the summary:



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Post by Big_Adam »

but......it makes fart noised......must resist!




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Post by brataccas »

arg ive been seeing that ad everywhere :blink:




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Yeah me too - they must be bidding high on the Google ad-sense; actually DO click on it just don't agree to the Ts&Cs ... that way they'll be broke soon <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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