Fish!

Post by **JJW009** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:32 am

Kippers.

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BensonHedges · Post by **BensonHedges** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:03 am

trout!

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Not yelling and screaming like the people in his car.

Post by **JJW009** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:04 am

I just realised... the bloody clock's wrong on here

KindaWobbly · Post by **KindaWobbly** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:16 am

Sardines

Post by **JJW009** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:30 am

KindaWobbly wrote:Sardines

herrings <img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' />

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:21 pm

oh my COD, this is just silly!

I've HADDOCK gutful of this

BensonHedges · Post by **BensonHedges** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:19 am

Dont be shelfish just play along.

Just had a hard day at work so im off to clam down

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:01 am

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I'm sure I cod do better...

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:40 am

ok, back to random fish names:

fillet'o'

Post by **JJW009** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:43 am

Fish Latin

Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish.

Carp Diem - Seize the fish.

Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished.

Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish.

Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal.

Tempus Fish-it - Time flies when you're fishing.

Prima Fishy - First fish.

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:04 am

Two fish are in a tank.

One says to the other "You drive. I'll man the guns."

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:19 pm

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'

2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

boom boom.

Post by **JJW009** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:48 am

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A: Dam.

"Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died, and I've just buried him."

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

"That's because he's inside your cat."

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Post by **JJW009** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:14 am

Where do little fishes go every morning?

To plaice school!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:25 am

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.