The Wired

ouch.



i think i burnt my bum on some oil. i changed the oil on el gordo today and it was really silly hot. sat in a puddle of it and i think i burn my left butt cheek,



rather annoying but not as bad as the chemical burn i had on the opposite butt cheek.




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Don't sit down, sleep on your front.






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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

I'm not even going to ask why you decided to sit in a puddle of oil!



I managed to scrape a chunk off my bum once - I went go-karting with some mates, and the kart I was given turned out to have a hole in the seat.



As I was driving around, I felt an occasional pain on my left cheek, but didn't think much of it, as I was having too much fun at the time. It was only when I finished and checked, I noticed I had a hole going through my shorts and a nasty friction burn on my bum. Ouch! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Oh, and it's fairly normal for people to post pictures of their injuries on threads like this. I think I speak for everyone on here when I say, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY PICS!!!



No offence, but I really don't want to see your bum.

Next time try KY.







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