Note to self:

[JJW009]

I always said I didn't need a mop. My kitchen is tiny, and a mop is big, smelly and for Lady K it would be far to tempting to bum-rape random people with it.



However, my back hurts and because of Flea-Bags AKA Jess the Un-Dead Pussy, I have to clean the floor every day...



*decides to buy a mop with a wide head that won't fit in a bum hole*




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[Big_Adam]

*decides to buy a mop with a wide head that won't fit in a bum hole*

with enought lubrication anything is possable...........wow that makes me sound creepy.




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[RedeyesUK]

Try being a bit creative here - get a mop handle and shove it up the cats' bum.



Result: You get your mop (and quite cheap too), and the cat get the punishment it so richly deserves!



As for Lady K, I dunno. Maybe you could put a 'Warning: Not to be used for Anal Rape' safety label on the handle? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[0_Koneko_0]

I will use anything and everything that comes to hand. Warnings do not faze me.




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[JJW009]

I will use anything and everything that comes to hand. Warnings do not faze me.

Note to self:



Buy hand cuffs <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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[Big_Adam]

Buy hand cuffs <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

kinky. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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[RedeyesUK]

Meh, they've probably got a couple of pairs already! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[JJW009]

Nope, but I am wining an item at ?1.99 so I might by next weekend <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

You are currently the high bidder for the following eBay item





Handcuffs....Bondage

Your current bid: ?1.99

I always wanted a pair - not for kinkyness, just because I wanted to be Kojak. Now I have the hair for it, I think I deserve the cuffs <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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