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Post by RedeyesUK »

I thought this place needed a 'what are you........ now' thread, as they seem to be so popular on 'other' places.



So, along those lines, and with an appropriate silly subject, I give you:



The 'What Pants Are You Wearing Now' Thread!







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To start us off, I'm currently wearing my 'old faithful' pants - blue and white checked boxers, much loved and very well worn. Also known by various female friends as my 'Oh Christ, you're not wearing them again, are you? Why don't you just throw them away' pants. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->



(Note to future girlfriends: These pants were around long before you were, and will probably be around long after you as well. They are NOT going in the bin! <!--emo&:ph43r:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo--> )







In the event of this thread falling on its fluffy kitten, feel free to post any pant-related ramblings here. Oh, and do NOT post pics! I really don't need to see that. <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--> (Lady K, I might make an exception in your case <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
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Errr... not a good time to answer this question <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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JJW009 wrote:Errr... not a good time to answer this question <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I think you just did! <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by JJW009 »

OK here's a Pants question.



I bought a pack of 5 boxers last week from Matalan. They were 5 for a fiver, and they look fine...



until I came to pea, and discovered they don't have flies!



Twice now, I've ended up with pants with no flies. The other set was a Christmas present.



So here's the question: Why?! Dragging your equipment out from the leg and then back up again causes a constriction, with serious danger of incomplete shakage leading to dribble. Are you supposed to drop your trousers every time you pea or what?!



*exit grumbling*




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This is why, when I find a decent pair, I keep them until they're literally falling to bits!



Can you not attack them with a pair of scissors?



Or, if you're worried about dribblage, you could always use a clothes peg!





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Post by Big_Adam »

pants, damn i ain't even wearing cloths right now.








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There's far to much nakidness on this forum... and most of it from us <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->





Even the Snake isn't wearing any pants <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->





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Im in the library AGAIN so trousers are on but what they dont know is that I'm not waring underware <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt »

This thread contains the worst spelling per post count that I've ever seen!




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Post by Big_Adam »

spalling?




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igzitkly.




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belchingmatt wrote:This thread contains the worst spelling per post count that I've ever seen!
And your point..?



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