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I just bought a shed.



Thank you.



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hee hee, nice plan Mr JJ




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Ooh, very nice.



What are you going to put in it? Or are you just going to live in it?

I was thinking Lady K could live there if she can't find a new place <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Seriously... going to rig it up with power and wired Internet, stick a PC in there and insulate the walls. The chair-bed will fit easily, and she'll be snug as a bug in shed! All she needs is a 10Kg box of chocolates and she'll be fine! It's actually bigger than the room she's squatting in now <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



*ponders technical issues concerning vapour barriers while drinking cheap claret*




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Well no need for Lady K to live there, which is just as well because I haven't gotten very far! Cat thinks it's tempting though.



Here's the latest picture:



<img src='http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/ ... ed-000.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



It's taking forever, partly because I'm a lazy git but also I keep hitting problems. I spent about 3 hours dealing with the roots of that there elderberry tree!




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Ruddy hell JJ. Just get it done.



Either that or do something very "Men Behaving Badly" and make it into a sauna.




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The most important thing about the construction industry is the prolific use of hardcore before any erection commences.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

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I was actually looking for hardcore, but the nearest thing I could find in Homebase was shingles <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->



This errection has been 3 months in the making already. Once it's up, it's damn well staying up for the rest of my life!




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Update:



There has been no progress.



</useless information>




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That's good to hear. You mustn't rush these things.

JJW009 wrote:Update:



There has been no progress.



</useless information>

What you need is a blog...



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There has been no progress.



<img src='http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/ ... ed-001.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



That's where it's been since February <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I should probably make use of my time this week getting it up. It's a big job though, so I could use a hand. I still need to buy some hardcore first; and I'm not sure how much I can fit in the car. It's pretty mucky stuff too, so I wouldn't want anyone from work to see it - there are restrictions on what you're allowed to do in a company vehicle.




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I should probably make use of my time this week getting it up. It's a big job though, so I could use a hand. I still need to buy some hardcore first; and I'm not sure how much I can fit in the car. It's pretty mucky stuff too, so I wouldn't want anyone from work to see it - there are restrictions on what you're allowed to do in a company vehicle.

Now try reading that again in a thread that wasn't titled Shed.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

You have no idea how hard that was to pull off <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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but tis a lovely shed




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