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Big_Adam
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Post by Big_Adam »

Right,



WHAT THE fluffy kitten IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE IN CINEMAS!



I just don't get it. Is it me or are people louder in the cinema than outside. I don't mind laugthing during the film (if it's a funny film) what I don't want is people calling the actors a "pussy" during the damn film. Keep your comments to yourself. I don't give a crap what you think, I paid for the film so shut up.



And film food. Since when are fluffy wuffy kitten of a nachos film food. THEIR LOUD! Ok when their on a tray it's not so bad, the bag's tho! Wait for a loud bit of the film before ruffling about for 10 mins trying to open the damn bag! Also fishing for the last few bits is not on either. You just finished a family super fat assed sized bag, stop fishing for the last few remnants.



Oh and mobiles. TURN THEN OFF BEFORE YOU GO IN! not 5 mins into the film when its started vibrating in your pocket. That little screen is fluffy wuffy kitten of a bright.



All children and babies should be banned too. Their small loud and full of sugar by half the movie.



And to the cinema places them selves. START THE FILM ON TIME I don't want to watch 15mins of crappy adverts. Show trailers or something. I like trailers. I'd go to the movies just to watch trailers.



bitching end!




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Post by RedeyesUK »

*applauds*



Right on every count, oh Big one.



Although there is a trick to getting round the ads at the beginning - simply turn up late! If you time it right, you can be sitting down just as the opening credits start to roll. You can then savour the sensation of the entire cinema gasping in awe at how clever you are for missing the ads. Some of them might even say this. (It might sound like "sit the fluffy kitten down and get out of my way, you w*****!", but it's definately an expression of awe <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> )

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