OMG!
OMG!
DEAR SWEET JIGGLING ZOMBIE JEBUS. SOMTHING I DID IN ACCESS WORKS!
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RedeyesUK
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OMG!
Access?
*shivers*
If Satan was a computer program, his name would be 'Access'. <!--emo&:ph43r:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Seriously, I just don't get along with it. Nothing I've ever tried on it has ever even made sense, never mind worked.
Ask me something about Excel, I'm on safer territory there!
*shivers*
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Seriously, I just don't get along with it. Nothing I've ever tried on it has ever even made sense, never mind worked.
Ask me something about Excel, I'm on safer territory there!
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belchingmatt
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OMG!
I did a few office tests at a recruitment agency once, and while I was expecting and got good marks for excel and word it also gave me intermediate for access and I've never used the thing before. I still wouldn't want to use it though, it just looks nasty.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
OMG!
I've never really used it - got scared one time when I tried.
I have a friend who does free-lance database design and scuba lessons. Not both at the same time I think, although actually I can imagine him sat on a giant sponge with flippers and a laptop, explaining orthogonal relationships to a skoal of butterfly fish.
That's just in my head though. I don't think butterfly fish are that bright. In reality, it would more likely be crabs or something I guess.
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I have a friend who does free-lance database design and scuba lessons. Not both at the same time I think, although actually I can imagine him sat on a giant sponge with flippers and a laptop, explaining orthogonal relationships to a skoal of butterfly fish.
That's just in my head though. I don't think butterfly fish are that bright. In reality, it would more likely be crabs or something I guess.
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