The Wired

probably not up to dancing girls though perhaps I guess you might get a little niece or two dancing around your house at the weekend whether you're ready or not <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--e...

Probably have to wait for Friday for the <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/aha.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='aha.gif' /><!--endemo--> Which I expect will be more sitty downy somehow <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh...

You'll notice I didn't do mushroom soup for you last weekend <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> I know it's early but I was just wrapping your mystery gift, and thought you probably hadn'...

Bird Seed? -------------------- <div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

That time of year again. Hope all is well, and you're too busy having fun to remember this old plaice lol <!--emo&:whip:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/whip.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='whip.gif' /><!--endemo--> And again <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i...

And back again... -------------------- <div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

And down again, been a little while already... -------------------- <div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Welcome to our first new user since January last year. Here's hoping for more than one post! Maybe even lots in the NSFKW section, since most of use seem to have forgotten it's even there <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:midd...

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He is pretty damned handsome, isn't he <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> I imagine you'd need a pressurised salt water tank and a billion pounds worth of tech to keep one. Probably woul...

I have lots of work to do, and only 36 minutes until midnight. Therefore obviously I am on Wikipedea reading up on Physics beyond the Standard Model and CP Violation. I unexpectedly encountered a penguin. I found the story amusing: <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_diagram' target='_blan...

<img src='http://i.imgur.com/lC8bD.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <a href='http://io9.com/5877674/perhaps-the-most-beautiful-undersea-photography-weve-ever-seen/gallery/4' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://io9.com/5877674/perhaps-the-most-be...-seen/gallery/4</a> -------------------- <...

Underworld: Evolution was on TV last night, and I remembered the quote about doing the washing up in her latex catsuit <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> Hot women that kick fluffy kitten...

Well it's happened. Did anyone even notice the downtime <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> I think I have missed a few emails though because I'd set it up wrong. Working again now <!--emo...

2:1 is the minimum. Any less gives cardboard. More gives a shorter, flakier texture. Then adding full fat cheese makes it even better, nearly 1:1 <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> ------...