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OK I'm thinking of setting an entrance exam for the forum. This is what I've got so far:
Are you're silly enough?
What do you think? I didn't want to make it hard, or easy...
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Are you're silly enough?
What do you think? I didn't want to make it hard, or easy...
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Elaborate
Procrastination
Unless they were deliberate, and aside from that it is suitably silly. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Elaborate
Procrastination
Unless they were deliberate, and aside from that it is suitably silly. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Pie = Procrustination (sic) <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Teh others were just bod spelling <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Teh others were just bod spelling <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Whats the question ???
I DONT GET IT ARGGGGG <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I DONT GET IT ARGGGGG <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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LOL
OK here's the latest attempt at registering:
User: Alex.Bitterman
OK so that sounds like a good name? Quake player maybe?
email: [email protected]
OK now that sounds pretty spammy.
A quick Google digs up:
That doesn't sound very silly <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
And guess where they're from?
[quote=""IP lookup says:"]IP address: 217.170.77.210
Reverse DNS: [No reverse DNS entry per ns1.spaceweb.ru.]
Reverse DNS authenticity: [Unknown]
ASN: 20597
ASN Name: ELTEL-AS (ELTEL.net Autonomous System)
IP range connectivity: 4
Registrar (per ASN): RIPE
Country (per IP registrar): RU [Russian Federation]
Country Currency: RUR [Russia Rubles]
Country IP Range: 217.170.64.0 to 217.170.95.255
Country fraud profile: High
City (per outside source): Unknown
Country (per outside source): US [United States][/quote]
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OK here's the latest attempt at registering:
User: Alex.Bitterman
OK so that sounds like a good name? Quake player maybe?
email: [email protected]
OK now that sounds pretty spammy.
A quick Google digs up:
Hello, my name is Alex Bitterman.
If you are looking for 100% a legit job where you have to work to earn
money not stay to earn money then this is the job for you.
ABOUT US:
Unicorn Shipping Inc - As the world's largest package delivery company and a leading global provider of specialized transportation and logistics services, Unicorn Shipping continues to develop the frontiers of logistics, supply chain management, and e-Commerce . . . combining the flows of goods, information, and funds.
That doesn't sound very silly <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
And guess where they're from?
[quote=""IP lookup says:"]IP address: 217.170.77.210
Reverse DNS: [No reverse DNS entry per ns1.spaceweb.ru.]
Reverse DNS authenticity: [Unknown]
ASN: 20597
ASN Name: ELTEL-AS (ELTEL.net Autonomous System)
IP range connectivity: 4
Registrar (per ASN): RIPE
Country (per IP registrar): RU [Russian Federation]
Country Currency: RUR [Russia Rubles]
Country IP Range: 217.170.64.0 to 217.170.95.255
Country fraud profile: High
City (per outside source): Unknown
Country (per outside source): US [United States][/quote]
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even the spam bots know the answer
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OK I've now locked registration completely.
To register, simply email me & I'll set you up:
registrations AT youRwired DOT net
thank you.
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To register, simply email me & I'll set you up:
registrations AT youRwired DOT net
thank you.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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can we keep the survey
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Yes we can. I may link to that in my sig elsewhere, but I need to pretty it up with the yourwired header and shiz...
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I'd totally forgotten about that survey. I was gonna do something with that...
Oh, I've turned registration back on for the time being. I'll see how it goes...
Also I've enabled dynamic and flash posting, so you can post more fancy pants stuff if you want to like the new LastFM gizmo do-dad.
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Oh, I've turned registration back on for the time being. I'll see how it goes...
Also I've enabled dynamic and flash posting, so you can post more fancy pants stuff if you want to like the new LastFM gizmo do-dad.
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What does that mean in laymans terms? i.e. me. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->JJW009 wrote:Also I've enabled dynamic and flash posting, so you can post more fancy pants stuff if you want to like the new LastFM gizmo do-dad.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<img src='http://cdn.last.fm/widgets/chart/19.swf' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
OK I take it back. The LastFM thing doesn't work because it's far too complicated...
Simpler things will work though, when you've got an image that ends in something like:
blahblah/blah.php?img=something
rather than a regular jpeg or gif file. Here's an example of a flash image:
<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/games/dicewa ... arskc1.swf' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Oh bollocks, that doesn't work either <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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OK I take it back. The LastFM thing doesn't work because it's far too complicated...
Simpler things will work though, when you've got an image that ends in something like:
blahblah/blah.php?img=something
rather than a regular jpeg or gif file. Here's an example of a flash image:
<img src='http://www.yourwired.co.uk/games/dicewa ... arskc1.swf' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Oh bollocks, that doesn't work either <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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XD, damn, that sucks <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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