Random Word Association Resurrection.

Big_Adam · Post by **Big_Adam** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:01 am

cake. that all you think of on a diet

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Post by **JJW009** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:09 am

Haven't got any cake, but I did give in and have a little bit of:

Toast.

Paul Young wrote:[Spoken]

Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me highchair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread.

I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast,

A little piece of toast.

Well, then I started getting older,

I hated this, I hated that,

Expensive state was ludicrous

And caf?s couldn't cater for the finer things in life:

The upper crust was not for me,

I could tell that.

So I'd go back home,

Switch the kitchen light on,

Put the grill on,

Slip a slice under

And have toast,

A little piece of toast.

'Cos there's so much to choose from.

There's brown bread, white bread,

All sorts of wholemeal bread;

It comes in funny packages

With writing on the side,

But it doesn't matter which one you have

'Cos when you cut the crusts off,

Have it with marmalade

Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans,

Banana

Or chocolate if you're strange,

It doesn't really matter.

Oh no, it all goes with toast,

Just toast.

I'm gonna think about it some...

That's toast, mmm yeah,

Just toast,

That's toast,

Just toast.

Well I go down the supermarket

With me basket in me hand,

I'm walking from one counter to another

Trying to find the bread stall,

But I can't find it anywhere

And then I bump into a mother

With a baby in a basket

And she says

'Oh look, you've started him off again,

I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet

To get some bread to go home to make toast,

Just toast,

I like toast'

Yeah, but I don't half like toast.

OK, scrape that toast, boys.

That's toast,

Yeah, just toast.

[Spoken]

I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good. Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here. Me too. Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea. Why not? OK. I've got the grill on. Got any brown bread? Yeah! Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast. Let's go... (They proceed to make toast, accompanied by various kitchen noises.)

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:07 pm

(To The) Queen!

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:02 am

Nodule.

W00t 300 posts. All of them literary masterpieces.

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Post by **JJW009** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:29 am

Runner Beans

(They fix nitrogen into nodules in their roots)

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:28 pm

After the beans ran off, erm.... *thinks*.......

Nope, can't do it. I was trying to think of an amusing sentence that combined the phrases 'runner beans' and 'split peas', but I really don't think I can abuse the English language that much. Not if I want to sleep tonight, anyway.

So, er, there you go. Split Peas.

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:55 pm

Rhyming word association?

runner beans and split peas,

Koneko's cat has knees.

I'll get me coat.

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:04 pm

ok, from knees... now let me think....

The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone....

The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone....

The hip bone's connected to the back bone.....

hah!

the Spine!

belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Thu May 04, 2006 12:13 am

Chordata.

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:17 am

sea otters

CLICKY

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Post by **JJW009** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:57 am

a Pea Green Boat with an Owl and a Pussycat

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Post by **JJW009** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:52 pm

*thread resurrection*

Dumplings!

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Freebo · Post by **Freebo** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:22 pm

beef

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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we

Post by **JJW009** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:50 pm

Holy Cow!

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0_Koneko_0 · Post by **0_Koneko_0** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:06 pm

Hinduism!

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