The Wired

yo,



today i leanr't that alcohol and cooking do not mix in my house as my mum, brother and borthers friend tourched the spagetti now the house stinks of the stuff. and i feel sick. damn sweets.




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Ah yes, we're up to that bit just after christmas when everyone realises that eating half your bodyweight in sweets isn't that good an idea



But spaghetti? how in the name of the flying spaghetti monster do you burn spaghetti? That stuff is so easy to cook, even students can do it!



they must have been seriusly wasted....

well if you boil spagetti long enouth all the water boild off. then yummy yummy burnt spagetti.




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lol.



Today I didn't drink anything, ate 2 pieces of toast and a brown banana.



Yesterday I ate loads & drank nearly two bottles of wine to myself over dinner. There were 4 other people there (all women!) and they hardly touched the stuff! By about 10:30pm I was quite sloshed...



Then I went round to a mates and drank all his whisky...



Got home and found the internet wasn't working. I sent them the rudest email I ever sent in my life... I wasn't happy!!!! I was waiting all night for my ex to MSN me. She did in the end - today at 9pm. She sounds sad and tired <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Here's a couple of pics from dinner:



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These are the ladies I ate with. More attractive than the company I usually keep



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This is a Parrot or something. I spent half the evening with it sat on my shoulder / head nibbling my ear and playing with my hair. It seams very fond of hair!




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Big_Adam wrote:

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parrot WTF, cool tho




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JJW009 wrote:More attractive than the company I usually keep&nbsp;

Never!